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Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name. by Anna Nicole Smith

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

Anna Nicole Smith
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No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate. by David Hockney

No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate.

David Hockney
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A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

Donald Trump
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Bonds are guaranteed certificates of confiscation

Franz Pick
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

George Lopez
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How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President?

James Bovard
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I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimmin... by Karl Pilkington

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

Karl Pilkington
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I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for... by Les Dawson

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

Les Dawson
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A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence. by Nassim Nicholas Taleb

A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.

Paul McCartney
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Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depre... by Peter D. Kramer

Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression.

Peter D. Kramer
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Peace is a certificate you get in the grave. by Peter Tosh

Peace is a certificate you get in the grave.

Peter Tosh
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Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

Rachel Caine
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Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning.

Robert Green Ingersoll
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Every photograph is a certificate of presence. by Roland Barthes

Every photograph is a certificate of presence.

Roland Barthes
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I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certif... by Steven Wright

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

Steven Wright
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