Quotes by Christmas Eve I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame. Brad Paisley christmas-eve shame lasts He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve. Joe Garagiola christmas-eve guy people This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found. Paul Park christmas-eve santa jesus Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential. Wendy Wasserstein christmas-eve genius mother