Quotes by Comic There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic. Cristela Alonzo comic becoming steps Of comic novels that have quaffed the elixir of 'classic': Zuleika Dobson by Max Beerbohm. Cynthia Ozick comic max classic I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free. Dana Gould accused comic people Back in the day, I used to read 'Archie,' but I haven't been a comic book aficionado. Danai Gurira back-in-the-day comic book I'm not a comic book guy at all. Darren Aronofsky comic guy book Comic books and graphic novels are a great medium. It's incredibly underused. Darren Aronofsky graphic-novels comic book I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing. Dave Attell comic plus comedy I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. Dave Attell comic jokes I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell comic jokes writing It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood. Dave Chappelle comic enough people My show is constantly evolving... new tricks are added, old ones are dropped... so it stays fresh. But it's the randomly selected participants from the audience that make it fresh and provide some of the best comic relief. David Copperfield comic tricks relief I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective. David Cross comic subjective thinking I love comic books. I was weaned on them, so it's not like it's a stretch for me, but I have other interests, as well. David S. Goyer comic interest book Comic timing is something you are either born with or do not have. Deepika Padukone comic timing born In my personal life, I'm a comic novel. But then, so are we all, because we're human beings. Dean Koontz comic novel literature As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it. Demetri Martin comic stuff thinking I travel alone so much, and the first thought is to grab the damn phone. In airports, just look around. Nobody looks at anybody, or even out the window. It's obvious we can't live without it anymore, and as a comic on the road the phone is an essential tool. It's probably doing more good than bad for me, but it does make me sad that those of us who grew up without mobile phones, we know what we're missing. Demetri Martin comic missing window Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments. Dick Cavett reports comic moments My favorite unknown movie is 'The Comic.' Dick Van Dyke comic my-favorite When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it in those days?' I try to be as gracious to him as Stan Laurel was to me. Dick Van Dyke comic come-up trying «1234567891011»