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I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

Aaron McGruder
jokes confused people
One of my secrets is to joke all the time. by Achille Castiglioni

One of my secrets is to joke all the time.

Achille Castiglioni
jokes secret
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. by Adam Brody

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Adam Brody
jokes
There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke. by Adam McKay

There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.

Adam McKay
federal-reserve jokes people
Clumsy jesting is no joke. by Aesop

Clumsy jesting is no joke.

Aesop
clumsy jokes humor
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl. by Afrika Bambaataa

It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.

Afrika Bambaataa
loses jokes vinyl
There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we... by Agnes Repplier

There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see.

Agnes Repplier
jokes world

For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

Al Franken
offensive jokes years

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

Alan King
holocaust jokes way
The joke that you laid in the bed that was me. by Alanis Morissette

The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.

Alanis Morissette
low-self-esteem jokes bed

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.

Alex Winter
seconds jokes time
Gentle dullness ever loves a joke. by Alexander Pope

Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.

Alexander Pope
dullness gentle jokes
My friends always joke that I run on batteries. by Alexander Wang

My friends always joke that I run on batteries.

Alexander Wang
batteries jokes running
I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those... by Alice Walker

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.

Alice Walker
jokes people
When you cannot joke about the darkness of life, that’s when the... by Amanda Palmer

When you cannot joke about the darkness of life, that’s when the darkness takes over.

Amanda Palmer
jokes darkness
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes. by Amy Schumer

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

Amy Schumer
stuff-i-like jokes stuff
I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started. by Amy Schumer

I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.

Amy Schumer
jokes proud stills
I never told a joke in my life. by Andy Kaufman

I never told a joke in my life.

Andy Kaufman
jokes
The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are. by Andy Samberg

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

Andy Samberg
fart jokes
You know, OK, I made a few jokes - and they killed 3000 Americans... by Ann Coulter

You know, OK, I made a few jokes - and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade.

Ann Coulter
jokes trade made
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