Quotes by Crabs There is an animal inside me, Anne Sexton crabs heart animal You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. Aristophanes crabs teach teacher You cannot make a crab walk straight. Aristophanes crabs habit walks You will never make the crab walk straight. Aristophanes crabs walks Like those crabs which dress themselves with seaweed, we wear belief and custom. Cyril Connolly crabs belief dresses I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny. Dane Cook crabs giants laughing I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab. Dougie Poynter crabs beach I've always wanted to be a giant space crab. Gabe Newell crabs giants space We spent a lot of time on the beach when I was young so I'd also take pictures of seaweed and crabs. Graeme Le Saux crabs young beach There are three species of creatures who when they seem coming are going, when they seem going they come: diplomats, women, and crabs. John Hay crabs diplomats three Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie? Kathy Reichs crackheads jellyfish crabs But I love to feel events overlapping each other, crawling over one another like wet crabs in a basket Lawrence Durrell crabs baskets events Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes. Mark Teixeira crabs baltimore cake Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs. Phil Robertson crabs fishes lifetime As the sea-crab swimmeth always against the stream, so doth wit always against wisdom. Pythagoras crabs wit sea Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel. Richard Russo crabs barrels feelings When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! Russell Means braids crabs cute The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket. Steven Pressfield crabs buckets leap You are very fortunate to be assigned to duty at Fortress Monroe on Chesapeake Bay; it is just the season for soft shelled crabs, and hog fish have just come in, and they are the most delicious panfish you ever ate. Winfield Scott fortresses crabs army