Quotes by Dad Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream America, two or three kids, mom and dad working outside the home, that's not a very good deal. Joe Barton dadmomkids I was the youngest of the six kids, and to make my older siblings laugh, that was very important. I did a great impression of our dad that made them all laugh, so that gave me a lot of power within the family. Jim Gaffigan siblingdadkids It's a different world for those of us who are doing this for a living. Certainly a lot different than my dad had to deal with when he was calling games on a national level for CBS. It's just a different world. I'm not saying it's better or worse, there's just a lot more access. Joe Buck daddifferentgames Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business. Jimmy Fallon dadfatheryears For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed. Joe Dunthorne pocketsdadlasts I think most people associate me with my dad. Joe Buck dadpeoplethinking Depression comes in bouts. Like boxing. Dad is in the blue corner. Joe Dunthorne dadboxingblue My wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged constantly by my editor to be more personal and talk about more personal experiences. Jim Gaffigan editorsdadbook When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires. Jodi Picoult dadfirefather I used to do bell ringing in Benenden church. It was really good fun, actually. My best friend's dad was the local vicar, and so it was expected as her best friend that I would go to church every Sunday with her. Jo Brand sundaydadfun Three of Donald Trump's kids have come forward to defend him, and called him 'an incredible dad and role model.' Donald was so moved that he wrote one of them back into his will. 'I'm not gonna tell you which one . . . it's Donald Jr.' Jimmy Fallon role-modelsdadkids My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy. Joe Lando honestdadguy Except for the title 'father,' there is no title, including vice president, that I am more proud to wear than that of a senator of the United States. Joe Biden dadpresidentfather My family was into music. My dad was into music down south. My mom and grandmother were into gospel music so there were all types. That was my inspiration. Joe Louis Walker dadmominspiration When I was a boy, I used to pull a big cross saw with my dad. He'd use his right hand, so I'd have to use my left. Joe Frazier dadboyshands My dad was a New York City cop. His father was a New York City fireman. And my mother's dad was a city taxi driver. Joe Lhota dadnew-yorkmother His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul. Joe Biden dadcrazymom I remember going to Shibe Park, Connie Mack, when I was a kid with my dad and my mom. I felt more neighborhood-esque. And I like the idea, and I love the new downtown ballparks. I love when the venue is situated in a vibrant part of the urban setting. Joe Maddon dadmomkids It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception. Joe Orton reasonabledadchildren My mother and father, Joe and Theresa Montana brought me along and taught me to never quit, and to strive to be the best. Joe Montana dadmotherfather«7677787980818283848586»
