Quotes by Dog A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be. Andrew Vachss dog jobs needs The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy. Andrew Vachss should-have dog thinking One of the most obvious ways dogs can improve our physical and mental health is via daily walks. Andrew Weil mental-health dog way The only thing holding you back is you. Commit to developing the mindset of a winner, set your goals and chase them down. Remember, a dog in the hunt ain't got no fleas! Andy Albright fleas goal dog I just moved onto Queen West, after 20 years in Cabbagetown. The whole area around Trinity-Bellwoods is one of the juiciest in Toronto - all kinds of people to watch, dogs to pat, food to eat, galleries to check out. And the walk home from CBC delivers some of the most interesting window-shopping in town. Andy Barrie queens dog home A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog. Andy Borowitz gay sick dog I did get upset once, when we were hiking between pitches 15 and 16. Two women and a dog were trying to find their way down through the maze of trails below the First Summit and they asked us: 'Are you on the trail?' I let my indignity show: 'NO, we're on a CLIMB!' Andy Cairns hiking dog two I guess the closest I came was doing chores around the house to earn pocket money. My brother and I would have to do the washing up, cleaning around the house, walking my grandparents' dog, lots of things. We didn't get a huge amount but it was always enough to be able to walk down to the local shops and get some sweets. Andy Murray brother dog sweet As soon as I walk through the door and see my family and the dogs, I feel relaxed. Andy Murray my-family dog doors My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge! Andy Roddick small-dogs tennis dog The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney dog inspirational funny If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andy Rooney owning-a-pet dog fun Dogs are nicer than people. Andy Rooney dog people If you're the only hot dog stand in town, you're hot dogs don't have to be good. Andy Stanley towns dog hot I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. Andy Warhol dog funny art Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring. Angela Kinsey cat dog interesting There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. Angus Young dog cute people There have been times when I wanted children and other times I've been grateful not to have them. I am a mess if I have to say goodbye to my dog for longer than five days. I don't know how I would deal with kissing my children as I left for work. I know there are women who are able to do that. I don't know if I could. Anjelica Huston dog goodbye children It's impossible to talk without labels. "Dog" is a label, but that doesn't mean it's meaningless, nor does it mean there's no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman. Ann Coulter differences dog mean Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers cat dog witty «678910111213141516»