Quotes by Drinking I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. Richard Pryor tireddrinkingfunny As a boy I heard this story in church. A man was patching a pitched roof of a tall building when he began sliding off. As he neared the edge of the roof he prayed, "Save me, Lord, and I'll go to church every Sunday, I'll give up drinking, I'll be the best man this city has ever known." As he finished his prayer, a nail snagged onto his overalls and saved him. The man looked up to the sky and shouted, "Never mind, God. I took care of it myself." How true of us. Richard Paul Evans giving-upprayerdrinking Therell always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying this little bean from El Salvador. Richard Simmons specialdrinkingtea There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world. Ralph Waldo Emerson alcoholdrinkingworld I get energy from meditation practice and from eating healthy fresh food, only one cup of espresso in the morning, and not drinking too much. Richard Simmons meditation-practicedrinkingmorning And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy. Rick Derringer drinkingbeerplay What have you gotten me into?" I hissed at him. "Me? What have you gotten yourself into? Couldn't I have just picked you up at the police station for underage drinking, like most fathers? Richelle Mead policedrinkingfather The doctor frowned upon drinking and often expressed wonderment at men who willingly made imbeciles of themselves. Rick Yancey doctorsdrinkingmen It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast. Ricky Gervais partydrinkingnight And any time you feed your ego, it's a one-way street. ... There were so many things I had to deal with that erased the positives I got from playing the game that it wasn't worth it. It's like eating a Big Mac and drinking a Diet Coke. Ricky Williams egodrinkinggames He's an angel. Isn't he supposed to love everyone, even the damned? Especially when said damned are his drinking buddies. Richelle Mead angeldrinkingsaid Do you go see her?" "No," I said, refusing to acknowledge that I'd just seen Lissa last night. "That's not my life anymore." "Right. Your life is all about dangerous vigilante missions." "You wouldn't understand anything that isn't drinking, smoking, or womanizing." He shook his head. "You're the only one I want, Rose." "Well, you can keep feeling that way, but you're going to have to keep waiting." "Much longer?" He asked me. "I don't know." Hope blossomed on Adrian's face. "That's the most optimistic thing you've told me so far. Richelle Mead optimisticdrinkingnight I can't believe you've been here all day and didn't come visit. ", Tatiana said. "Aw, I figured you had more important things to do than see me, " Adrian told her. "Besides, I quit smoking, so now we won't be able to go sneak cigarettes out behind the throne room together. " "Adrian!" chastised Nathan, turning bright red. It occurred to me then that I could have based a drinking game around how many times he exclaimed his son's name disapprovingly. Richelle Mead drinkingbelieveson How do you look when I'm sober? Ring Lardner, Jr. soberdrinkinglooks Can't you . . . I don't know. Find a hobby or something?" "Being charming is my hobby," said Adrian obstinately. "I'm the life of the party— even without drinking. I wasn't meant to be alone. Richelle Mead hobbiespartydrinking Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. Rita Rudner drinkingwittyfunny I change jobs like drinking water ... And as I grow accustomed to the new flavor of a drink I regard as delicious, yes, vital, something fades, life balks. So I break camp; I shed skins. Rita Dove drinkingjobswater God,” I moaned. “Do they use that stuff as rocket fuel?” “No one made you keep drinking it.” “Hey, don’t get preachy. Besides, I had to be polite.” “Sure,” she said. Richelle Mead heyusedrinking You'd give up drinking to go see your dad?" "Well, not permanently," he said. "That'd be ridiculous. But maybe I could switch to something slightly cheaper for a while. Like...slushes. Do you know how much I love those? Cherry, especially. Richelle Mead dadgiving-updrinking I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!" Rob Corddry shoesdrinkingtwo«7475767778798081828384»
