Quotes by Drinking The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. W. C. Fields cost-of-livingalcoholdrinking Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. W. C. Fields alcoholdonedrinking Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. W. C. Fields alcoholdrinkinghouse Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. W. C. Fields hoursdrinkingexercise I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. W. C. Fields strongerdrinkingbeer Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth. W. C. Fields fifthdrinking It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either. W. C. Fields drinking I never drink water... fish f**k in it. W. C. Fields fishesdrinkingwater I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. W. C. Fields nervesdrinkingmoving I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful; contained so much alcohol they could use it to sterilize their instruments. W. C. Fields doctorsdrinkingblood I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. W. C. Fields drinkingfoodnight Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol. W. C. Fields hysteriareligiousdrinking I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin. W. C. Fields hollywoodendsdrinking Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy. W. C. Fields fieldsdrinkingthinking Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together! W. C. Fields barsdrinkingtogether Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. Voltaire godlydrinkingfood There are silver ships W Mitchell shipsgolddrinking Men fed upon carnage, and drinking strong drinks, have all an impoisoned and acrid blood which drives them mad in a hundred different ways. Voltaire strongdrinkingmen It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him. W. Somerset Maugham soberdrunkdrinking It is somethingit can be everything-to have found a fellow bird with whom you can sit among the rafters while the drinking and boasting and reciting and fighting go on below. Wallace Stegner fightingdrinkingbird«90919293949596979899100»
