Quotes by Dumped Her Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke. Louise Rennison dumped-her upset thinking And why had Deb's last boyfriend dumped her? I dumped him. Maybe you didn't French-kiss him enough. I promise you that wasn't it. Tell me how many times a day you kissed, and I'll say if it was enough. Four hundred. Not enough. Miranda July dumped-her kissing promise He kissed her and killed her then dumped her body in the river. Orson Scott Card dumped-her body rivers In what twisted universe would a girl who's just been dumped still want to be friends with the boy who dumped her? Susane Colasanti dumped-her girl boys