Quotes by Edinburgh When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch of guys selling fresh oysters and I'd eat ten daily - marvellous. Paul Merton edinburgh oysters guy The bastards murdered half my family. Prince Philip edinburgh dukes half I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing. Prince Philip edinburgh wife thinking I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family. Prince Philip edinburgh dukes russia You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly. Prince Philip edinburgh dukes long If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed. Prince Philip ghastly edinburgh ifs Aren't most of you descended from pirates? Prince Philip edinburgh pirate inspiration If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion. Prince Philip tourism edinburgh classic Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. Prince Philip edinburgh leisure complaining Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf. Prince Philip edinburgh classic wonder Do you still throw spears at each other? Prince Philip edinburgh dukes classic You're not wearing mink knickers,are you? Prince Philip mink edinburgh classic Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it? Prince Philip edinburgh dukes car Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now? Prince Philip edinburgh classic dog You look like you're ready for bed! Prince Philip edinburgh dukes bed There's a lot of your family in tonight. Prince Philip edinburgh classic tonight You managed not to get eaten then? Prince Philip edinburgh dukes classic When I do the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, I always go across to Loch Ness and stay there. Rhys Darby fringe edinburgh festivals I have an older brother and an older sister - and they had the time of their lives at university. They were at Newcastle and Edinburgh. Looking up to them the whole time, I wanted to go to university and live the life they were living, having a blast, and I didn't get in. I didn't get into any of the universities I wanted to go to. Rose Leslie edinburgh live-life brother Edinburgh is so cultural and such a beautiful place to walk around. Rupert Friend edinburgh walks beautiful «123»