Quotes by Eunuchs Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves! Brendan Behan eunuchs critics Clever is the eunuch version of funny. George Meyer eunuchs versions clever It kills me to be time's eunuch and never to beget. Gerard Manley Hopkins eunuchs begets kill-me Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald. Hippocrates eunuchs gout