Quotes by Fake People There's something magical about spending a Sunday night watching real people at a deli, then watching fake people pretending to be real on TV, then engaging in (arguably) false interaction with (arguably) real people on the Internet. Never at any prior point in time has this been possible. Diablo Cody sunday fake-people real Sugar Ray and talked about doing some articles together or writing a book together but dealing with Sugar Ray was a lot like fighting him. He would fake you in and then he'd drop you. Dick Schaap fake-people writing book Those who have virtue always in their mouths, and neglect it in practice, are like a harp, which emits a sound pleasing to others, while itself is insensible of the music. Diogenes fake-people music practice Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. Dolly Parton plastic mountain fake-people A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams fake-people inspirational funny You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal. Douglas Coupland arousal creativity fake-people I am what everybody in my past don't want me to be Drake hater fake-people humble Problem with these other niggas they aint never real Drake fake-people real humble Don't come around and try come gas me up, I like running on E Drake fake-people humble running Never pay attention to the rumors and what they assume Drake hater fake-people humble Sittin there wishin their problems became ours, cause we have nothin in common since I done became star. Drake hater fake-people stars Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it. E. W. Howe women degrees fake-people My real friends never hearin from me, fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me Drake fake-friends fake-people real I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then." Eddie Izzard fake-people alive years We think sometimes we're only drawn to the good, but we're actually drawn to the authentic. We like people who are real more than those who hide their true selves under layers of artificial niceties Elisabeth Kubler-Ross fake-people real thinking It's like Samson and Delilah: watch your back, because trouble could be the person you're sleeping with. Elizabeth Wurtzel fake-people sleep watches I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife. Elizabeth Taylor housewife fake-people ordinary Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the need to keep on keeping on?... I don't know the answer, I know only that I can't. Elizabeth Wurtzel fake-people sorrow hypocrisy Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. Ellen DeGeneres fake-people reality years It's a mental fake-out to myself. I make believe I'm making a new show so I forget the material I was working on and make up some fresh material. Eric Bogosian mental-illness fake-people believe «1234567891011»