Quotes by Fart I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. James Joyce fart knows thinking You stand out like a fart in a church. James Patterson maximum-ride fart church Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? Janet Evanovich fart grandma sometimes A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. Jenny Eclair fart beats laughter The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! Jessica Simpson fart average pregnancy She's a warm fart at Christmas. Jethro Tull fart warm friendship I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts. John Entwistle heavy-metal metals fart You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass! John Marston fart ass Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. Jonathan Tropper fart pity ive-learned I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. Karl Pilkington fart arses humans Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke. Katy Perry fart comedian entertainment Have you been sniffing fairy farts? Kim Harrison sniffing fart fairy We're here on Earth to fart around Kurt Vonnegut fart earth I have a playlist of farts on my phone. Lena Headey fart playlists phones That has less significance than a dog's fart. Mao Zedong fart significance dog People dressed in a certain kind of clothing are never wrong. Also they never fart. Margaret Atwood fart kind people So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them. Mark Forsyth fart century eggs Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny. Mark Hoppus fart poop stills Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in. Martin Firrell fart soul art A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass. Martin Luther fart ass miserable «123»