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I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass. by Aisha Tyler

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

Aisha Tyler
ass boss my-own

I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's a Jew joke.

Alex Borstein
ass fans laughing
Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiven... by Alexander Hamilton

Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.

Alexander Hamilton
ass revolution sheep
All women are NATURALLY, bad ass! by Alicia Keys

All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!

Alicia Keys
ass bad-ass
I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a... by Alicia Keys

I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a nerd.

Alicia Keys
ass nerd
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass. by Ambrose Bierce

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Ambrose Bierce
ass vanity fool
The furrier by Ambrose Bierce

The furrier

Ambrose Bierce
ass skins foxes
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly w... by Ambrose Bierce

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

Ambrose Bierce
ass entertainment art
You shoot saltwater in your ass? by Amy Schumer

You shoot saltwater in your ass?

Amy Schumer
ass

Pretty much any given day, barring some major distraction, I get melodies coming to me. Lyrics don't come quite as easily. So I've been inventing little projects and challenges to sort of kick my ass with the lyrics.

Andrew Bird
ass challenges littles
Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious. by Andy Hargreaves

Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.

Andy Hargreaves
ass learning leadership
There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me... by Andy Lally

There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.

Andy Lally
my-haters ass harder
I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 30... by Anna Faris

I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I've been working with.

Anna Faris
ass crew knows

I'm just living my life. I'm incredibly disciplined and I work incredibly hard. I show up for things on time, I do my homework, and I work my ass off. I've had a lot of luck, but I work really, really hard.

Anna Paquin
ass homework luck
My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight. by Anne Hathaway

My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.

Anne Hathaway
ass damn acting

To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass.

Anne Lamott
ass powerful mind
Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir. by Aphra Behn

Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.

Aphra Behn
flatterer ass

How much further can your head get up your ass that you're actually judging someone as a person based on their sexuality before you even have a conversation with them?

Ariana Grande
ass sexuality judging

After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
ass brazil body

If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?

Ashly Lorenzana
ass half way
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