Quotes by Fool I do not hope somebody breaks in. However, if they did, I pity them. I pity the fool that breaks into my house. Amber Heard pity fool house Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire Ambrose Bierce fool wise men VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass. Ambrose Bierce ass vanity fool EXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends. Ambrose Bierce method fool friendship RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with. Ambrose Bierce fool giving science There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only. Ambrose Bierce fool genius When prosperous the fool trembles for the evil that is to come; in adversity the philosopher smiles for the good that he has had. Ambrose Bierce fool adversity evil ECCENTRICITY, n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity. Ambrose Bierce incapacity fool distinction INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction. Ambrose Bierce intimacy fool destruction OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . . Ambrose Bierce loathing lexicographer fool SCRAP-BOOK, n. A book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of some small distinction compile scrap-books containing whatever they happen to read about themselves or employ others to collect. Ambrose Bierce fool distinction book The biggest fool is one who minds the business of others rather than minding his very own Amit Abraham fool mind Love's for fools wise enough to take a chance. Amy Grant fool chance wise I can really laugh at myself and make a fool out of myself. Amy Ryan fool i-can laughing Only a great fool or a great genius is likely to flout all social grace with impunity, and neither one, doing so, makes the most comfortable companion. Amy Vanderbilt fool genius grace I am only responsible for my own heart, you offered yours up for the smashing my darling. Only a fool would give out such a vital organ Anais Nin fool heart giving Intelligent women always marry fools Anatole France intelligent-women fool intelligent Silence is the wit of fools. Anatole France fool silence literature Only fools don't contradict themselves Andre Gide fool One can fool life for a long time, but in the end it always makes us what we were intended to be. Andre Malraux fool life long «1234567891011»