Quotes by Funeral I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. Chuck Palahniuk breathing funeral home Funerals are all abstract ceremony. Chuck Palahniuk ceremony abstract funeral A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death. Chuck Palahniuk funeral tragedy sex Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals. Clarence Darrow funeral church people His pear-shaped head, I could now see, was situated on top of a pear-shaped body, which his black gown caused to resemble a piece of fruit going to a funeral. Clive James fruit funeral black NBC announced that during the summer Olympics they will set a new record by airing over 1200 hours of coverage. Which is amazing because that's 10 hours longer than the coverage of Reagan's funeral. Conan O'Brien nbc funeral summer The dead don't die. They look on and help. D. H. Lawrence funeral death looks It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral. D. H. Lawrence funeral wisdom wise Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment. Dag Hammarskjold funeral dying death Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine. Daniel Nielsen funeral should funny I'm not allergic to fashion. I'm just one of those people who when they put on a suit look like they're going to a funeral or to court. Dave Grohl funeral fashion people Death is the funeral of all our sorrows. David Berg heavenly funeral sorrow Sometimes funerals can be good. It reunites you with your cousins you haven't seen in a while. David Burtka cousin funeral sometimes The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral. David Letterman funeral confusing alive We cannot banish dangers, but we can banish fears. We must not demean life by standing in awe of death. David Sarnoff funeral fear death I don't like my parents; I never will. I didn't cry at either of their funerals. I haven't missed them for five seconds. I didn't - you know, our characters were so at odds with one another right from the beginning. But I do understand them now as human beings, with the understanding of an adult. David Small funeral parent character I worry that friends will slowly become professional pallbearers, waiting for each death, of their lovers, friends and neighbors, and polishing their funeral speeches; perfecting their rituals of death rather than a relatively simple ritual of life such as screaming in the streets. David Wojnarowicz funeral simple worry I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your own funeral. Debbie Reynolds funeral littles thinking Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra. David Letterman hopeful presidential funeral Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses. David Letterman funeral fighting two «1234567891011»