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Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?

Alyson Noel
funny-but-true crowds fundamentals
In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices. by Criss Jami

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

Criss Jami
funny-but-true retro fashion

I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.

Criss Jami
funny-but-true wise winning
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy advers... by Eoin Colfer

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

Eoin Colfer
funny-but-true dad mother
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he... by George Carlin

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

George Carlin
funny-but-true persons death
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. by Lew Wasserman

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

Lew Wasserman
funny-but-true company forgiving
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 deg... by Scott Adams

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

Scott Adams
funny-but-true degrees stupid
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