Quotes by Funny Love We were so young, so in love, and so in debt. Michelle Obama funny-love being-in-love badass A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Moliere teenage-love funny-love dog Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. Natasha Leggero funny-love romantic-love love-you True friends stab you in the front. Oscar Wilde funny-love best-friend friendship Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' Oscar Wilde funny-love anniversary real Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Paula Deen funny-love real inspirational A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. Ralph Waldo Emerson funny-love marriage men My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. Ray Romano funny-love family motivational You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. Richard E. Besser funny-love price-tag preparation Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. Richard Pryor funny-love marriage love-you You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. Rita Rudner funny-love want hands It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost funny-love wedding marriage Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Robert Orben funny-love confused girl But even if we take matrimony at its lowest, even if we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship recognised by the police, there must be degrees in the freedom and sympathy realised, and some principle to guide simple folk in their selection. Robert Louis Stevenson funny-love marriage police My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light. Rodney Dangerfield funny-love dark love-you I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. Russell Brand funny-love romantic-love love-you If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of. Ryan Gosling funny-love girl romantic The triumph of hope over experience. Samuel Johnson funny-love marriage hope I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me. Tallulah Bankhead funny-love making-love sex I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. Tony Curtis funny-love wife enough «12345»
