Quotes by Funny Story What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a joke. I don't tell jokes much. I tell little stories. Howard Dean funny-story stories littles I wish I had a funny story. Leslie Easterbrook funny-story stories wish I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you. Ned Vizzini funny-story mines problem