Quotes by Funny Things The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining. Kevin Nealon funny-things littles thinking The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. Kevin Hart funny-things people school I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. Kevin Hart funny-things notes writing The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it. Kevin Sorbo funny-things watches television It's a funny thing... but people mostly have it backward. They think they live by what they want. But really, what guides them is what they're afraid of. What they don't want. Khaled Hosseini funny-things people thinking I'm all for anybody having a party who wants that. The funny thing about me and birthdays or any kind of celebration where it brings attention to you in that way is that it's never been anything that I've thoroughly enjoyed - even as a little kid. Kim Basinger funny-things party kids It’s all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing…you blink your eyes and somebody says ‘Goodnight’ to you. Kostya Tszyu funny-things good-night eye I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. Kristen Stewart sitting-down funny-things sound The funny thing is that I'm not a planner. I have no idea what I want to do in the interim of that 50 years, but I tell ya: That's where you'll find me in my last performance. Kristen Bell funny-things years ideas The really funny thing is that my mom and my dad never, ever, ever wanted me to be in this businessbut it just kind of happened. I blame it all on my mom who was still dancing on stage with me when she was however many months pregnant. I always say that I was dancing and acting in the belly. I feel like it’s something I was born with and inspired by my family since I grew up backstage, watching them perform. I guess it was just a natural path for me. Ksenia Solo funny-things dad mom So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show. Kurt Braunohler funny-things tv-shows should-have What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people. Larry the Cable Guy funny-things couple people That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more. I haven't been like that for a long time. Lenny Henry funny-things home depression Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. Les Dawson funny-things wife tunnels Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don’t have anything worth giving. Lev Grossman funny-things self-esteem giving The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person. Liev Schreiber funny-things writing thinking That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as sharp and horrible as the first day you woke up with the world changed all around you. Lilith Saintcrow heartache funny-things hurt The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. Lincoln Child funny-things writing thinking Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective. Lisa Genova bending funny-things perspective Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself in a position in the second week. A lot of strange things happen. Lleyton Hewitt funny-things trying way «345678910111213»