Quotes by Funny Valentines Day Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way. Aberjhani funny-valentines-day mistake people The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. Ann Landers funny-inspirational funny-valentines-day being-happy Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. Arthur Dewar, Lord Dewar funny-valentines-day ocean love My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. Carrie Fisher funny-valentines-day witty love Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. Catullus funny-valentines-day kissing giving Our first and last love is self-love. Christian Nestell Bovee funny-valentines-day marriage love I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. Dion Boucicault ribs funny-valentines-day wish You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! Dolly Parton funny-relationship funny-valentines-day fashion Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there. Erma Bombeck funny-valentines-day real love-you Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done. Evelyn Laye funny-valentines-day justice sex The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.' George Lopez funny-valentines-day wife love-you A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. H. L. Mencken funny-valentines-day women love Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. Honore Gabriel Riqueti, comte de Mirabeau funny-valentines-day love believe Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. Jimmy Fallon funny-valentines-day people ideas No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along! Joyce Brothers funny-valentines-day love relationship One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. Judith Viorst funny-valentines-day marriage love It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?' Laura Kightlinger funny-valentines-day new-year sarcastic Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. Lewis Black funny-valentines-day holiday special Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. Lynda Barry funny-love funny-valentines-day love Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. Martha Stewart smell funny-valentines-day cat 12»