Quotes by Funny Wedding The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding. Cat Deeley funny-wedding dad dancing In the end, it's all about perseverance. Dean Koontz funny-wedding perseverance ends A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended. Evan Esar funny-wedding husband fire Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle. Heinrich Heine funny-wedding battle soldier A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians. Patrick Dempsey funny-wedding funeral musician