Quotes by Golf I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen realised wanted golf When I used to play golf. It's a terrible miserable game. It's incredibly frustrating. In 18 holes you make 150 horrible shots off in the woods, in the water...You make one good shot and it brings you back the next time. With writing a long book there has to be at least one bit that has some magic in it that you can go back to. Alan Lightman writing golf book I spend time with my family. I have got two daughters who are too young to know their Dad's a footballer. They just want to play with their Dad. I like to play golf, too, but apart from that, that's me, I'm afraid. Alan Shearer dad daughter golf I've got two girls. I like to play golf. Apart from that there's not a lot goes on in my life. So I am boring, aren't I? Alan Shearer girl play golf Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again. Alan Shepard dirt balls golf Miles and miles and miles. Alan Shepard railroad-tracks miles golf Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if you do happen to spin it, it won't slice or hook 'cause there's no atmosphere to make it turn. Alan Shepard atmosphere balls golf The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind of a turn. It was kind of a one-handed chili-dip. Alan Shepard golf two hands Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. Alan Shepard swings golf hands Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here. Alan Shepard golf two hands Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state. Alastair Mackenzie states golf water I notice a lot of hitters fraternize with pitchers. I see guys laughing and giggling before the game. These are the same pitchers who are trying to beat them. I've never seen Roger Clemens talking to hitters before the game. Bob Gibson was the same way. Man, I don't even see (Greg) Maddux playing golf with hitters. Albert Belle golf talking men It's an individual sport (golf), so it's the exact opposite of baseball. If you hit a bad shot, you can't say, 'Well, this happened.' It's just you. It's your shot. You can't point the finger at anybody but yourself. Albert Belle baseball golf sports Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. Alex Hay golf inspiring funny Hey, is this room out of bounds? Alex Karras hey golf rooms My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years. Alex Karras score golf years I am always working out, whether I am on vacation or at home. When in La Jolla, I like to surf, play tennis, and golf - but surfing is definitely my favorite. Alexander Ludwig vacation home golf Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player. Alice Cooper player mistake golf What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf. Alice Cooper scotland play golf On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think. Alice Cooper makeup real golf «1234567891011»