Quotes by Ham I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity. Kristen Johnston ham I've got a lot of ham in me. Lionel Barrymore ham Compared to a novel, a film is like an economy pizza where there are no olives, no ham, no anchovies, no mushrooms, and all you’ve got is the dough. Louis de Bernieres olives ham mushrooms I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy. Louis Tomlinson ham potatoes girlfriend I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. Lucille Ball ham real love Troubles cured you salty as a country ham, smoky to the taste, thick-skinned and tender inside. Marge Piercy ham adversity country I guess I'm a born ham. Marta Kristen ham born Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams. Mary Martin ham bunch My whole family are hams. They're storytellers and everyone outdoes the next one. Matthew McConaughey ham next family I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. Mira Grant cheese-sandwiches ham sound I'm not a musician - I'm a ham. Ozzy Osbourne ham musician The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish. Paolo Di Canio ham care men My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. Paul Lynde ham dad son Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. Paula Deen ham vegetables pigs I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess. Queen Latifah ham acting class In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. Rachel Johnson ham salad germany West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment Ray Wilkins ham west commitment All of West Ham's away victories have come on opponents' territory this season Rob Hawthorne ham victory football If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out. Robert Benchley streaks ham actors There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me. Sam Donaldson ham littles people «1234»