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Yevgeny Yevtushenko is a ham actor, not a poet. by Allen Tate

Yevgeny Yevtushenko is a ham actor, not a poet.

Allen Tate
ham poet actors

If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who takes away the sins of the world.

Anne Lamott
ham crazy giving
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster by Bill Bailey

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

Bill Bailey
ham humor funny
Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham. by Bill Maher

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

Bill Maher
ham
You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled... by Brandon Sanderson

You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled.

Brandon Sanderson
ham breeze idiot

Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?" "She's loony," Spook said.

Brandon Sanderson
sitting-down ham pouring

Ham smiled. "Cett's going to be furious." Elend shrugged. "He's a paraplegic. What's he going to do? Bite us?

Brandon Sanderson
furious paraplegics ham
I just came to West Ham to play football, the rest is not for me... by Carlos Tevez

I just came to West Ham to play football, the rest is not for me to say.

Carlos Tevez
ham play football

The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left.

Charles Bukowski
ham evil littles

HAM radio is very inexpensive, it is nearly unlimited and free to use. The only limitation is that you can only talk for five minutes to any given person because the station gets out of range within that time.

Charles Simonyi
ham radio use

Most frontmen are not born hams like David Lee Roth. We're more like Joey Ramone: awkward geeks who somehow find our place in the world on the stage.

Chris Cornell
ham awkward world
I'm a natural ham. It doesn't bother me to perform. by Chris Isaak

I'm a natural ham. It doesn't bother me to perform.

Chris Isaak
ham bother natural
My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses. by Chris Ware

My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses.

Chris Ware
ham glasses looks
Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor... by Chuck Robb

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.

Chuck Robb
ham injustice sandwiches
Method actors are like hams. by Clark Gable

Method actors are like hams.

Clark Gable
ham method actors
As far as I'm concerned, everything's ham and jam. by Darrell Royal

As far as I'm concerned, everything's ham and jam.

Darrell Royal
ham concerned jam
Art is like ham-it nourishes people. by Diego Rivera

Art is like ham-it nourishes people.

Diego Rivera
ham people art
[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's s... by Dick Van Dyke

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.

Dick Van Dyke
ham mother father
Ham with mustard is a meal of glory by Dodie Smith

Ham with mustard is a meal of glory

Dodie Smith
ham meals glory
Eternity is a ham and two people. by Dorothy Parker

Eternity is a ham and two people.

Dorothy Parker
ham two people
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