Quotes by Hate I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up. Dave Barry musichatefunny I'm a humorist. A guy like Paul Simon just makes my life so much simpler. When I was there, he had a hearing against hate. Steven Spielberg came and testified against hate. Paul Simon said hate was bad. Orrin Hatch was there, and he was against hate too. Everyone was opposed to hate. Is this really a wonderful way to spend our tax dollars, to have these men drone away about how against hate they are? Dave Barry guyhatemen I am absolutely sick unto death of hearing people say - they all say this; it must be Item One on the curriculum in Trend College - "I just hate to talk to a machine!" They say this as though it is a major philosophical position, as opposed to a description of a minor neurosis. My feeling is, if you have a problem like this, you shouldn't go around trumpeting it; you should stay home and practice talking to a machine you can feel comfortable with, such as your Water Pik, until you are ready to assume your place in modern society. Dave Barry philosophicalhatehumorous I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. Dave Barry pitscarhate The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been on lately, we passengers would have swiftly beaten them to death with those hard rolls you get with your in-flight meals. Dave Barry hatehumorousfunny The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you. Dave Barry educationalhateteacher I've come to realize that you're going to get criticized no matter what. Somebody will always hate what you write, especially if you write humor for a fairly broad audience. Somebody will always find it not funny and declare you're not funny anymore. And sometimes people are just crazy. Dave Barry crazyhatewriting I hate to speak for the whole society, but I will. I'm a journalist, it's my job. There's been something of a reaction against political correctness. Needless to say, the government hasn't caught up yet. Dave Barry governmenthatejobs Probably the most profound thing in the Bible is 'Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you.' This is what, to me, is the essence of Christianity. Dave Brubeck hatelove-youinspirational When things are going well, I hate to quit. Dave Brubeck i-hatequittinghate If there's a deadline, I work late. If not, I like to have normal hours, and get up early and work. When things are going well, I hate to quit. And then I'll work 'till exhausted. Dave Brubeck up-earlynormalhate You have to be taught to hate. Dave Brubeck taughthate Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You feel like "well I don't hate black people so I'm not a racist," but you benefit from racism. Just by the merit, the color of your skin. The opportunities that you have, you're privileged in ways that you might not even realize because you haven't been deprived of certain things. We need to talk about these things in order for them to change. Dave Chappelle hateopportunityorder You know how you finish a bag of chips and you hate yourself? You know you’ve done nothing good for yourself. That’s the same feeling, and you know it is, after some digital binge. You feel wasted and hollow and diminished. Dave Eggers bagshatefeelings I'd hate to compare anyone with Sugar Ray Robinson, but Donald is the closest thing to Robinson I've ever seen Dave Gorman raysboxinghate You will only be great at things you love to do don't pursue a career in something you hate to do. Dave Grohl things-you-lovecareershate I'm kind of claustrophobic... It's not even like enclosed spaces. It's like I hate being stuck in one band, you know? Just being stuck is the biggest drag, for fear that, you know, just that you can't get out. Dave Grohl bandhatespace I hate the solo artist aspect of rock-'n'-roll. I don't have enough personality or charisma to be a solo star. Dave Grohl hatestarsartist I hate all that woozy political and psychotherapeutic crap applied to books and art. Dave Hickey hatebookart God did not make us robots. In spite of the denial by Luther, Calvin, and many evangelical leaders today, God gave man a will to freely choose to love or to hate Him, to receive Christ as Savior and Lord or to reject Him. Dave Hunt hateleadermen«8384858687888990919293»
