Quotes by Horoscopes Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to. Dov Davidoff horoscopes sitcom people Obviously, I dont live and die by it, everything my horoscope says. But I feel like theres definitely something to it. Kacey Musgraves horoscopes dies feels No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours. Teresa Bloomingdale horoscopes matter fun You are always born under the wrong sign, and to live in this world properly you have to rewrite your own horoscope day by day. Umberto Eco horoscopes this-world world