Quotes by Humorists But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. David Sedaris humorists reporters Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett humorists I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist. Dick Gregory humorists comic God is a great humorist. He just has a slow audience to work with. Garrison Keillor humorists audience Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore. Garrison Keillor humorists surprise If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible. Mordecai Richler humorists jehovah ifs A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking. P. J. O'Rourke note-taking humorists notes I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. Peter Sellers humorists classic example I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart. Will Cuppy humorists courses heart