Quotes by Humour My opponent is Short and the match will be short. Garry Kasparov humour opponents chess The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour. George Mikes exquisite humour language Humour is the shortest road from one person to another. Georges Wolinski humour persons I love a girl with a good sense of humour, who is confident but who has a sweetness to her - that melts my heart. Gerard Butler humour girl heart Cynicism is the humour of hatred Herbert Beerbohm Tree humour cynicism hatred The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it. Horace Walpole void humour scotch Anger and humour are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. James H. Cone complement humour arms I'm a big fan of shock value humour and I find myself being most comfortable when I make other people uncomfortable. Is that sick of me? I really like it. Jason Biggs humour sick people According as the man is, so must you humour him. Jean Racine humour men I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time. Joaquin Phoenix humour cry enjoy All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it? John Cleese humour stupid mean If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas John Cleese humour laughing ideas Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. John Kenneth Galbraith humour standards humorous When you absolutely don't know what to do anymore, it is time to panic John van der Wiel humour panic chess I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama. Jorge Garcia humour trying drama Thus, I've created humour. Jon Stewart humour I refuse not to have a sense of humour. Ken Livingstone humour refuse Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. Kevin Myers there-is-no-i-in-team humour teamwork A sense of humour is a sense of proportion. Khalil Gibran humour proportion He laughs best whose laugh lasts. Laurence J. Peter humour lasts laughing «12345678»