Quotes by Scotch People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent? What are the thieves going to say? Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can't beat that. Let's look for one with scotch or masking. Aaron Karo scotch glasses mean An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. Abigail Padgett scotch taste appreciation I started drinking Scotch just to be a man. Adam Brody scotch drinking men I'm after a snake and please God I'll scotch it. Adam Hochschild snakes please scotch Fey...a Scotch word...It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You know--it's too good to be true. Agatha Christie fey scotch mean Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. Andy Rooney milk scotch inspirational I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off for parts unknown unless strictly confined to quarters. Anne Fadiman scotch believe book Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch. Anne Taintor medicine scotch laughter I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other. Ava Gardner scotch glasses hands I drink a lot, probably too much. My scene while writing lyrics is always a bottle of scotch and stacks of note cards, pencil and pencil sharpener. I throw around note cards and drink. Ben Folds scotch writing cards The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder. Bill Bailey scotch humor funny And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good reason. We're all a little wiser. Bill Bruford scotch sweet people In college I took a class from a professor who changed my whole life. I can't really remember what his name was, or what the class was, or even which college it was, but I found that if you sit behind a really tall guy and kind of slouch down in your chair you can drink Scotch right from the bottle and not get caught. Bill Ervin scotch college class Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker. Billy Carter scotch president running The Scotch catechism says that man's chief end is 'to glorify God and enjoy Him forever.' But we shall then know that these are the same thing. Fully to enjoy is to glorify. In commanding us to glorify Him, God is inviting us to enjoy Him. C. S. Lewis scotch forever men If God had meant for me to be religious, he would have alphabetized the books of the Bible. It was just too hard for me to find what I was looking for, especially if I was looking for it through a few glasses of scotch. Cathie Pelletier scotch religious book I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you." Chic Murray scotch humor funny The best blended Scotch in the history of the world - which was also the favourite drink of the Iraqi Baath Party, as it still is of the Palestinian Authority and the Libyan dictatorship and large branches of the Saudi Arabian royal family - is Johnnie Walker Black. Breakfast of champions, accept no substitute. Christopher Hitchens champion scotch party So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. Daniel Silva scotch alcohol drinking Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of the Pharaoh's body would be covered only by scotch tape. Dave Barry scotch christmas skills 123456»
