Quotes by Ikea I worked at Ikea as a customer service rep for two years and loved it. Amber Riley ikea two years We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It looked like he had bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and then decided to refinish it at home. Everything was neat and tidy, but you wouldn't want any of it for yourself. Chelsea Handler ikea neat-and-tidy home Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess Christopher Moore ikea brain trying I mean, I never liked being told what to do. It's one of the reasons I dropped out of school. Give me something to assemble, I won't look at the directions, I'll try to figure it out by myself. It's why I love Ikea furniture. Dave Grohl ikea mean school I mean, I never liked being told what to do. It's one of the reasons I dropped out of school. Dave Grohl ikea mean school If you look at the CEOs of some the most successful companies in the world like IKEA, they never fly first class. They always go economy. Gene Simmons ikea successful class Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there? Greg Gutfeld ikea furniture strong The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple. Greg Gutfeld ikea wine names I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction. Greg Gutfeld ikea income want Making mistakes is the privilege of the active. It is always the mediocre people who are negative, who spend their time proving that they were not wrong. Ingvar Kamprad ikea mistake people The IKEA spirit is strong and living reality. Simplicity in our behavior gives us strength. Simplicity and humbleness characterize us in our relations with each others, our suppliers and our customers. Ingvar Kamprad ikea strong reality Simplicity and common sense should characterize planning and strategic direction. Ingvar Kamprad ikea common-sense simplicity To design a desk which may cost $1,000 is easy for a furniture designer but to design a functional and good desk which shall cost only $50 can only be done by the very best Ingvar Kamprad ikea design cost I'm a bit tight with money, but so what? I look at the money I'm about to spend on myself and ask myself if IKEA's customers can afford it... I could regularly travel first class, but having money in abundance doesn't seem like a good reason to waste it.. If there is such a thing as good leadership, it is to give a good example. I have to do so for all the IKEA employees. Ingvar Kamprad ikea class giving What is good for our customers is also in the long run good for us. Ingvar Kamprad ikea running long Waste of resources is a mortal sin at IKEA. Ingvar Kamprad ikea waste sin IKEA is not completely perfect. It irritates me to hear it said that IKEA is the best company in the world. We are going the right way to becoming it but we are not there yet. Ingvar Kamprad ikea perfect world If there is such a thing as good leadership, it is to give a good example. I have to do so for all the Ikea employees. Ingvar Kamprad ikea business leadership Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels. Ingvar Kamprad ikea luxury stay-strong We have to still develop the IKEA group. We need many billions of Swiss francs to take on China or Russia. Ingvar Kamprad ikea groups russia 12»