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(...) I don´t want a drink. I just want to know where am I? -You´re not in Kansas anymore!- Jake chuckled at his own joke.

Alexandra Adornetto
jake kansas want

I have church on Sunday.” “Of course you do.” “You’re welcome to come along.” “Thanks, but I’m allergic to incense.” “That’s a shame.” “It’s the bane of my existence.” - Beth and Jake

Alexandra Adornetto
jake sunday church

I loved working on 'Donnie Darko.' I learned a lot from the cast, Jake Gyllenhaal and the producers. I love doing what I do because I get to meet so many great people.

Daveigh Chase
jake producers people

I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just normal. I'm just really freakin' normal.

Elizabeth Banks
jake trying baby
Your trouble comes from years of wearing the wrong kind of shoes.... by Ellen Raskin

Your trouble comes from years of wearing the wrong kind of shoes. - Jake Wexler

Ellen Raskin
jake shoes years

It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I suppose, a psychopathic spree killer isn't that odd of a choice, considering.

Ilona Andrews
jake wife choices

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

Jerry Lawler
jake snakes beer

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Jerry Lawler
jake snakes wrestling

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

Jerry Lawler
jake body reason
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels. by Jerry Lawler

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

Jerry Lawler
two-best-friends jake snakes
I won't go hunting with you, Jake, but I'll go chasing women. by Jimmy Dean

I won't go hunting with you, Jake, but I'll go chasing women.

Jimmy Dean
jake hunting friendship

I've been all over the world, and to be in Milan and see guys dressed as Jake and Elwood is amazing. They really have become a part of the culture.

John Landis
jake guy culture

Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle.

Josh Lanyon
jake cups wine
...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't... by Josh Lanyon

...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.

Josh Lanyon
jake cop looks

Jake's mouth found mine, his lips molding hot and soft to my own. His tongue tentatively tested the seal of my lips; I parted them and he pushed inside. It was startlingly sweet and achingly familiar, like finding harbor.

Josh Lanyon
jake hot sweet

Do you still do the clubs?” Jake shakes his head. “You do the clubs because you can’t find what you need at home. I’ve got everything I need. I’ve got the answer to needs I didn’t even know I had.

Josh Lanyon
jake home needs

Shrugging out of the damaged shirt, Jake said roughly, “I still dream about you.” “I have nightmares about you.” I dragged my T-shirt over my head, threw it aside.

Josh Lanyon
jake nightmare dream

Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!" (Jake)

Katherine Applegate
jake four hate
I'd rather be insane with you than sane without you. - Jake to Ly... by Lisa Kleypas

I'd rather be insane with you than sane without you. - Jake to Lydia

Lisa Kleypas
jake without-you insane

Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my lap, and Dopey, to my great surprise, began to scream like a girl, very close to my ear.

Meg Cabot
jake girl eye
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