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He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing... by Andy Van Slyke

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

Andy Van Slyke
kangaroos trampolines play

Until we do something about wild dogs, kangaroos competing for pasture, your fortunes in life aren't gonna turn around.

Barry O'Sullivan
kangaroos dog fortune

Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo - Captain Kangaroo ... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.

Bob Keeshan
kangaroos names house

How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!

Dr. Seuss
kangaroos sour said

Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos.

Jared Diamond
kangaroos nuts animal
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. Th... by Jerry O'Connell

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

Jerry O'Connell
kangaroos boxing nuts
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob. by Karl Pilkington

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

Karl Pilkington
kangaroos eating littles
Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, o... by Mehmet Murat Ildan

Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, other jumps!

Mehmet Murat Ildan
kangaroos revolution evolution

Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces.

Rick Riordan
kangaroos ugly moving
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. by Sid Waddell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Sid Waddell
kangaroos trampolines trying
If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pou... by Steve Fowler

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

Steve Fowler
kangaroos joey forget-you

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

Todd Barry
wombats koalas kangaroos

Kofi Annan's kangaroo court [is] a clear and present danger to the war on terror and to Americans fighting it all over the world.

Tom DeLay
kangaroos fighting war

If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you.

Vince Staples
kangaroos murder sides

Hopefully New Zealand let me stay, and they don't kick me out and ban me. And I hope I don't get killed by a kangaroo, 'cuz I heard that happens out there.

Vince Staples
bans kangaroos cuz

How small the cosmos (a kangaroo's pouch would hold it), how paltry and puny in comparison to human consciousness, to a single individual recollection, and its expression in words!

Vladimir Nabokov
kangaroos cosmos expression

Are there any mythical beasts which aren't simple pastiches of nature? Centaurs, minotaurs, unicorns, griffons, chimeras, sphinxes, manticores, and the like don't speak well for the human imagination. None is as novel as a kangaroo or starfish.

William Poundstone
kangaroos imagination simple
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