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Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.

Charles Stuart Calverley
knives mad wife
The cool blade by Charles Tomlinson

The cool blade

Charles Tomlinson
fruit knives apples

It is not elegant to gnaw Indian corn. The kernels should be scored with a knife, scraped off into the plate, and then eaten with a fork. Ladies should be particularly careful how they manage so ticklish a dainty, lest the exhibition rub off a little desirable romance.

Charlie Day
knives romance food

I try not to get too rattled about things that aren't that important - there's a different outburst for when the kids are reaching for a knife in the kitchen versus the reaction I have when they just won't stop talking. And my wife and I have mellowed out as we've gone along.

Chris O'Donnell
knives talking kids

I have a terrible, terrible fear of knives. I only buy food that I don't need to cut... I haven't cut my food in years! Like, I won't even touch a plastic knife or anything sharp. And if I'm in a kitchen and somebody picks up a knife, I leave.

Christian Serratos
knives cutting years

I've learned that when someone does something very kind and refuses payment, giving them an engraved Swiss Army knife is never refused!

Christine Lavin
knives army giving

Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.

Christopher Hitchens
judgment knives people

A knife, it felt like a knife, and I'd discovered that despite everything that's happened, I still had an endless untapped potential for getting hurt.

Chuck Palahniuk
untapped-potential knives hurt
You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too la... by Chuck Palahniuk

You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too late.

Chuck Palahniuk
knives heart too-late

You've been holding a machete waiting to cut your way through and into the place called Future. You have waited and waited and now this knife has grown dull. But now I am sending angelic hosts to sharpen your weapon and assist in cutting you through. Your tongue has even grown powerless in this last season because your faith and hope have been deferred. But this is NOW! I will put MY Word in your mouth. You will speak with a new vigor. I AM sharpening your tongue. Get ready, for all things are being sharpened. Get ready, for you will now cut and your way will open up.

Chuck Pierce
knives cutting waiting
God created the world just like a knife and left it up to us to t... by C.J. Langenhoven

God created the world just like a knife and left it up to us to take it by the handle or the blade.

C.J. Langenhoven
blades knives world

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Clint Eastwood
knives naked men

The TSA is under fire for major security lapses. The TSA has let through pipe bombs, knives, and the last three Nicolas Cage movies.

Conan O'Brien
tsa knives fire

Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if you watched the entire infomercial, Barack threw in a free set of Ginsu knives for you.

Conan O'Brien
knives night television
Life is the thing--the song of life-- The eager plow, the thirsty... by Conrad Aiken

Life is the thing--the song of life-- The eager plow, the thirsty knife!

Conrad Aiken
knives song life

Mortimer's face twisted when the Piper pressed his knife against his ribs. Oh yes, he's obviously made the wrong enemies in this story, thought Orpheus. And the wrong friends. But that was high-minded heroes for you. Stupid.

Cornelia Funke
knives stupid hero
There could be few men whose love for a woman had been written on... by Cornelia Funke

There could be few men whose love for a woman had been written on his face with a knife.

Cornelia Funke
knives faces men

Did you know the pen is stronger than the knife: they can kill you once but they can't kill you twice.

Damian Marley
knives stronger killing
Giant agencies are wobbling like drunkards... the rest of you sho... by Dan Wieden

Giant agencies are wobbling like drunkards... the rest of you should be sharpening your knives.

Dan Wieden
knives agency giants

Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.

Dana Gould
perfect-one knives home
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