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Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it. by Harold Ramis

Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.

Harold Ramis
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What goes up must come down. by Isaac Newton

What goes up must come down.

Isaac Newton
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There is little reason left for society to respect women as it once did. Women get knocked up. They don't marry. They have abortions. They go to bars. They get knocked up again.

Laura Schlessinger
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Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.

Pat Martin
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Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Paul Rudd
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I think around that time I met David [Gordon Green] or, well, we all met at Superbad and Judd [Apatow] said, 'I'm thinking about having him direct [ Knocked Up].' Sounded like a good idea.

Seth Rogen
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Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up... by Suzanne Collins

Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.

Suzanne Collins
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I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat o... by Suzanne Collins

I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out

Suzanne Collins
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