Quotes by Malfunction I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing. Billy Connolly malfunction body crosses I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce. Billy Connolly malfunction crosses Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. Charles Stross malfunction machinery idiot Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen. Guy Berryman malfunction simple thinking There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions. LeVar Burton malfunction stars would-be The greatest malfunction of spirit is to believe things. Louis Pasteur malfunction spirit believe There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that.... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off. Paul McCartney malfunction wardrobe promise What is your major malfunction? R. Lee Ermey malfunction majors
