Quotes by Married I have to tell everyone everything that's going on. It is different once you're married, because that's sacred. Gwen Stefani sacred married different To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once. Gilbert K. Chesterton married born complaining If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man. Groucho Marx married men years My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her. Hal Roach married hell wife I asked my Dad once, "How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?" He said. "Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time. Gwyneth Paltrow married dad years Making the majors is not as hard as staying there, staying interested day after day. It's like being married. The hardest part is to stay married. Hank Aaron staying married hardest I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again. Halle Berry married hate I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay. Harris Wittels married gay people I married my best friend. And I listen! Ultimately I've been very fortunate - I understand that that doesn't happen for everybody but it happened for us and we take it very seriously. Harry Connick, Jr. married happened my-best-friend The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her. H. L. Mencken married secret love-is I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it. Hattie McDaniel married enough forget I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real. Heather Dubrow married real may The only really happy folk are married women and single men. H. L. Mencken married literature men I was married and divorced at 23. Helen Fisher divorced married We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. Henny Youngman funny-marriage married done It was never my intention to marry anybody. Economics are basically the only reason to get married, but I'm very glad I did it. Helen Mirren economics married reason It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Henny Youngman single-man married men A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. Helen Rowland married forget men The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman married wife way Are you married? What do you do for agravation? Henny Youngman married «1011121314151617181920»
