Quotes by Monkey Perry Farrell is so gross, and his wife looks like a monkey. Hunx monkeylikewifelooks Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. Tracy Morgan zoomonkeygoyou My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and the caption 'Here Comes Trouble.' Tig Notaro monkeyweart-shirtblue Jayalalitha is a performing monkey in the hands of Sasikala. Subramanian Swamy monkeyperforminghands I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if I'm going to apologise for that. Stella Young monkeyunclepersondisability I had to deal with it so often, I found ways of making a point against racism. When I played against Real Zaragoza, they chanted like monkeys and threw peanuts on the pitch. So when I scored, I danced in front of them like a monkey. When the same thing happened against Real Madrid, I scored and held my fist in a Black Power salute. Samuel Eto'o monkeyblackracismpower Most girls are taught to avoid risk and failure. We're taught to smile pretty, play it safe, get all A's. Boys, on the other hand, are taught to play rough, swing high, crawl to the top of the monkey bars, and then just jump off headfirst. Reshma Saujani jumpmonkeysmilefailure When I was a kid, all I knew about Michael Jackson was that he was crazy. He had a monkey named Bubbles and some kind of oxygen chamber, and he used to be black, but he made himself white, and he was nuts. That was Michael Jackson in full. Wacko Jacko. Jon Lovett monkeyblackcrazywhite I am a monkey fan. Jerry Jones monkeyamfani-am The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail. Jean-Claude Duvalier monkeyherestrongpresident The problem is to keep the monkey mind from running off into all kinds of thoughts. Lee Kuan Yew monkeythoughtsproblemmind I need to have an outlet, and so I go and make up characters and act and sing and dance like a crazy monkey clown. Lauren Ambrose monkeyclowncrazydance I started making monkey bridges, like kids do, and climbing and rappelling with ropes. Very naturally, I needed some knots. At the very beginning, I didn't care, I didn't know, and then slowly I started to know, and I started to care. I wanted to know more knots or the right knot for the special action. Philippe Petit monkeybeginningcareaction When I was little, my dad used to call me 'Bandarella,' because I was a mess - a Bandar is a monkey in Hindi. I was not a girly-girl and would always break something and would be running around and didn't really fit in. Priyanka Chopra monkeymealwaysdad I'm not very good at being a performing monkey. Prince Charles monkeyverybeinggood Our society spends a lot of money on prison bars. For the sake of our kids, let's invest in monkey bars. Darell Hammond monkeysocietymoneyprison I can do a really loud monkey call. I can put both my legs behind my back. And I can stick my fist in my mouth. Amy Landecker monkeybehindbacki-can I was a monkey child. I was like a clown. Andrew Garfield monkeychildlikeclown My friend... used to tease me about a tattoo I had right here, but it was so big, and what he was teasing me about - he said it looked like a flying monkey. It's supposed to have been a grim reaper holding a ball. But it did look like a monkey. Allen Iverson monkeyfriendlookme Like many actors, I started off as a monkey. My first job ever was as an extra in Tim Burton's 'Planet of the Apes.' I'm the tiny little monkey in the background. I met Rick Baker doing that - then, because of my size and the fact I was older than 18, he figured I could double Daveigh Chase in 'The Ring.' Kelly Stables monkeyringdoingjob12»
