Quotes by Muggles Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery! Craig Ferguson muggles email owl Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew? Dave Beard muggles st-patrick Don't let the muggles get you down. J. K. Rowling magic-harry-potter muggles hogwarts Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’ —” “What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron. J. K. Rowling muggles white snow The wizards represent all that the true 'muggle' most fears: They are plainly outcasts and comfortable with being so. Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit! J. K. Rowling muggles misfits wizards And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in. J. K. Rowling muggles death-eaters trying I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I'm not there. J. K. Rowling muggles bedroom noise Don't be sorry, my dear sir, for nothing could upset me today! Rejoice, for You-Know-Who is gone at last! Even muggles like yourself should be celebrating this happy, happy day. J. K. Rowling muggles upset sorry Let muggles manage without us! J. K. Rowling muggles manage I know how to use a fellytone now. J. K. Rowling weasley muggles use I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now - " "A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year. J. K. Rowling muggles dad years My parents are muggles, mate. They don't know nothing about no deaths at Hogwarts, because I'm not stupid enough to tell them. J. K. Rowling muggles parent stupid What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? J. K. Rowling muggles exactly-is ducks How come the Muggles don’t hear the bus?” said Harry. “Them!” said Stan contemptuously. “Don’ listen properly, do they? Don’ look properly either. Never notice nuffink, they don’. J. K. Rowling muggles said looks I'm not putting them on,” said old Archie in indignation. “I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks. J. K. Rowling muggles thanks healthy A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of. J. K. Rowling muggles kind sweet You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it. J. K. Rowling inspirational-harry-potter muggles potters If my public existence does anything worthwhile, hopefully it at least demystifies the author a bit, because I know when I was younger I felt like authors were like wizards or something. Turns out they're total muggles. John Green muggles doe writing Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles. Michael Grant muggles wizards let-me