Quotes by Nappies I have earned the money and changed the nappies! Bernie Ecclestone nappies changed I always thought that dads in the old days where rather macho types who wouldn't get close to a baby, let alone change nappies. Bernie Ecclestone nappies dad baby I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing. Elizabeth McGovern nappies fantasy kids Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. Karl Pilkington brochures nappies air She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose. Kevin Pietersen nappies excuse wife The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. Navjot Singh Sidhu nappies umpires reason I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it. Rod Stewart nappies stills If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy. Tim Burton nappies meetings choices Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos? Wanda Sykes nappies