Quotes by Nuts We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts. Criss Jami nutsmenthinking The infinite possibilities. That's what used to do my nut in. Damien Hirst possibilityinfinitenuts Authors, he thought. Even the sane ones are nuts. Dan Brown sanenuts Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling. Dane Cook turtlesnutsgames My boyfriend loves golf and he is good at it but I am not that great at it. It drives me nuts, but I'm super competitive and I always want to win. Danica Patrick nutswinninggolf The mammalian brain evolved exquisite place memory because that was essential for survival. This is why squirrels have such a good memory for where they buried their nuts. Daniel Levitin squirrelsnutsmemories To be extraordinarily happy and to have no concern for money drives some people nuts. Danny Baker concernnutspeople What makes Jay Johnstone unusual is that he thinks he's normal and everyone else is nuts. Danny Ozark normalnutsthinking The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like. Dave Barry sugarmarketingnuts Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair. Dave Barry mutual-interestnutssports I feel like I have more experience with publishing humor than pretty much any editor I'm going to be dealing with so sometimes I'll get a little bit nuts if I write something I know is good a certain way, and some editor because of some restriction he has and wants to change it that I know is going to make it less funny that'll piss me off and then I'm inclined to go, "Well, hey I've been doing this a long time, maybe you should..." That doesn't happen that often, but I'm more likely to say that now than I would have been a long time ago. Because dammit, I'm infallible! Dave Barry editorsnutswriting I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts. Dave Freudenthal tiredfocusnuts Frasier and Friends and Seinfeld, they all pissed each other off, said the wrong thing, drove each other nuts, but in the end, it turns out they'd do anything for their friends. TV Land has really found that formula. David Alan Basche tvslandnuts There is no such thing as doing the nuts and bolts of reading in Kindergarten through 5th grade without coherently developing knowledge in science, and history, and the arts…it is the deep foundation in rich knowledge and vocabulary depth that allows you to access more complex text. David Coleman readingnutsart I want to get down to the nuts and bolts of what is actually going to change to lift New Zealands economic performance. David Cunliffe economicnutswant Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground. David Icke nutsyesterdaytoday When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. It just doesn't make any sense. David Letterman drinkingnutsthinking A large oak tree is just a little nut that refused to give up. David McGee giving-upnutstree Every study on chocolate is pointing to the same conclusion: there is something in chocolate that is really good for us. That something is the raw cacao bean, the nut that all chocolate is made from. The cacao bean has always been and will always be Nature's #1 weight loss and high-energy food. Cacao beans are probably the best kept secret in the entire history of food. David Wolfe best-kept-secretsnutsloss I eat nothing that's processed or refined - no high-fructose corn syrup, no sugar, no trans-fats. I eat a lot of fish and monounsaturated fats from olives, olive oil and nuts. A lot of organic, fresh fruits and vegetables. No bread. No gluten. No wheat. No rice. Dean Karnazes corn-syrupvegetablesnuts«1234567891011»
