Quotes by Nuts There's a new iPad out...People are going nuts for this thing...And, today, Mitt Romney said, 'It's a flat piece of white plastic. If you can love it, why not me?' Bill Maher ipadsnutswhite New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on the inside only to discover that Democrats are too often soft and gooey and Republicans are mostly nuts. Bill Maher valentinenutsamerica That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard somebody yell 'AK-47!' and a lady yelled, 'Bingo!' Bill Maher ak-47gunnuts Unless you're willing to fight and refight the same battles until you go blue in the face, drive the people you work with nuts going over every detail to make certain you've got it right, and then take hit after unfair hit accusing you of bias, there's no use even trying. You have to love it, and I do. You just hope it strikes a spark somewhere in the critical mass of public opinion and helps some people to resist further the seductions of political and corporate advertising. Bill Moyers fightingnutsblue I'm a nut, but not just a nut. Bill Murray nutsinsanityfunny What Strauss is going through drives you nuts. If you care about your batting - which I'm sure he does - he will feel like jumping off a bridge and committing suicide Bill Vaughan suicidebridgesnuts I threw a big-ass party. It turned out a bit different from Perry's [in That's Ordinary World], but it was pretty nuts. It wasn't me that threw it though, my wife threw me a surprise party. So [unlike Selma Blair's character] she didn't forget. Billie Joe Armstrong partynutscharacter If Vin Scully calling a game is just as good in 2013 as he was in 1963, that's the way a game should sound. If Jack Buck were around today, I don't think anybody would ask him to change his style. My style has always been a little bit of a combination of old and new, if only because my frame of reference, personally, was different than that of Ernie Harwell or Jack Buck or Harry Caray. I was a younger guy. Just as Joe Buck's frame of reference is somewhat different from mine. But the nuts and bolts of how to call a ballgame well, I think remain the same. Bob Costas nutsgamesthinking I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts? Bob Saget nutsdoedoors I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet. Bob Saget tv-showsnutsdirty I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. Bob Saget nutswaitingnegative When people pile seven things onto one burger, it drives me nuts! Bobby Flay burgersnutspeople If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. Bobby Heenan eccentricstupidnuts I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up. Bram Stoker cracksstandingnuts I was nuts about Elvis, like every girl in America. Brenda Lee redneckgirlnuts running is the right thing to do! I am free, healthy with a good complexion. It is that automobile addict who should be ashamed: driving in a sealed car in warmed-over carbon monoxide and smoking a seegar. I am the Goddess! He is a bug in a monkey nut! Brenda Ueland nutsfitnessrunning I have a friend who swears by food combinations - have you heard of this nonsense? She's nuts. She's like, 'You know what? You should eat food combinations, and that way you can eat whatever you want. It's just the combinations of how you put the food together.' And then her examples are like, 'You wouldn't want to eat steak and potatoes together, but you could have, like, a lemon rind and raisin skins - not the whole raisin, take the skins and steam them. Brian Regan skinsnutstogether What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go! Brion Gysin cracksnutsdoe Of course the sands of Present Time are running out from under our feet. And why not? The Great Conundrum: 'What are we here for?' is all that ever held us here in the first place. Fear. The answer to the Riddle of the Ages has actually been out in the street since the First Step in Space. Who runs may read but few people run fast enough. What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go! Brion Gysin nutsfeetrunning The early 1970s was a time when illegal acts were in style. Everybody was going nuts with causes, most of them against the law. Brock Yates stylelawnuts«1234567891011»
