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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restorin... by Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Bob Hope
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope
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Please don't stand up on my account. by Bob Hope

Please don't stand up on my account.

Bob Hope
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England. by Bob Hope

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

Bob Hope
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[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!

Boy George
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I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.

Brad Williams
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A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my hous... by Charles Jencks

A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.

Charles Jencks
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President Reagan's one-liners were terrific. by Geraldine Ferraro

President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.

Geraldine Ferraro
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It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.

Jack Cafferty
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I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me. by Jamie Bell

I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me.

Jamie Bell
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People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by th... by Jay Mohr

People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.

Jay Mohr
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Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos... by Jeb Bush

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.

Jeb Bush
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The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.

John Krasinski
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I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.

Kate Clinton
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I became a specialist at comedic one-liners. by Lauren Hutton

I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

Lauren Hutton
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I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude. by Ras Kass

I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude.

Ras Kass
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I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

Richard Pryor
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The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.

Richard Rohr
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A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on bei... by Robert A. Heinlein

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.

Robert A. Heinlein
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Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could neve... by Robin Williams

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

Robin Williams
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