Quotes by Orchestra I'm conducting slowly because I don't know the tempo. Eugene Ormandy conductingorchestrafunny Who is sitting in that empty chair? Eugene Ormandy orchestrasittingfunny Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa. Eugene Ormandy orchestravicesfunny Even when you are not playing you are holding me back. Eugene Ormandy orchestraholding-onfunny If you don't have it in your part, leave it out, because there is enough missing already. Eugene Ormandy orchestramissing-youfunny I can conduct better than I count. Eugene Ormandy orchestrai-canfunny Death is an awful thing. I don't believe in it myself. Eugene Ormandy orchestrafunnybelieve It's all very well to have principles, but when it comes to money you have to be flexible. Eugene Ormandy orchestraprinciplesfunny I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar. Eugene Ormandy orchestrafunnymean Don't ever follow me, because I am difficult. Eugene Ormandy follow-meorchestrafunny Someone came too sooner. Eugene Ormandy orchestrafunny I was trying to help you, so I was beating wrong. Eugene Ormandy orchestratryingfunny I am thinking it right but beating it wrong. Eugene Ormandy orchestrafunnythinking Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind? Eugene Ormandy orchestrawantfunny The next movement is still in the factory. Eugene Ormandy orchestramovementfunny Suddenly I was in the right tempo - but it wasn't. Eugene Ormandy tempoorchestrafunny Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct? Eugene Ormandy orchestratryingfunny The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong. Eugene Ormandy orchestrawould-befunny After two minutes after this time, and I am already there. Eugene Ormandy orchestrafunnytwo Did you play? It sounded very good. Eugene Ormandy orchestraplayfunny«12345678910»
