Quotes by Python I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat. A. J. Jacobs swallowingpythonbody I'd grown up loving English films, I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid. Alessandro Nivola filmpythonkids Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python. Alice Cooper satirebeatspython Python carries his loneliness in him as if he had eaten clay. Barbara Chase-Riboud claypythonloneliness I made it to the childbearing phase without TV dependence, then looked around and thought, Well gee, why start now? Why get a pet python on the day you decide to raise fuzzy little gerbils? Barbara Kingsolver pythonpettelevision My favorite language for maintainability is Python. It has simple, clean syntax, object encapsulation, good library support, and optional named parameters. Bram Cohen supportpythonsimple I've learned to take care of myself. You know, I try to stay conscious of whatever my energy is at all times, really. I mean, I come home from work, and, depending on the day or depending on what was going on, if I needed to adjust, I'd just meditate, or play guitar, or watch some Monty Python. Brent Sexton pythonhomemean One night, I pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought 'I've never tasted my own piss,' so I drank a little. It looked just like Orvieto Classico and tasted of nearly nothing Brian Eno pythonwinenight Life is short Bruce Eckel life-is-shortpythonneeds Python is executable pseudocode. Perl is executable line noise. Bruce Eckel linespythonnoise A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse. Dana Gould floridagiantspython Generally the pythons are better than anything else at killing. Dave Barry pythonkilling I've been bitten by a python. Not a very big one. I was being silly, saying: 'Oh, it's not poisonous' Then, wallop! But you have fear around animals. David Attenborough pythonsillyanimal As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian' - if people actually live what he did, it would be a pretty good world. But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best. David Javerbaum pythonreadingjesus I just play to progressive audiences. You know, if they're watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, that kind of thing, "Monty Python" have already laid the groundwork. They're known around the world. People like that kind of surrealist, left-field humor, and that's what I do. And "Saturday Night Live," a lot of American humor. "The Simpsons," above all, the weird, left-field humor, which I love. And sardonic. So that's all I'm doing. I find that audience, and they're in every developed country around the world. Eddie Izzard pythonnightcountry No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad. Eric Idle montypython I think the special thing about Python is that it's a writers' commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is. Eric Idle pythonspecialthinking Monty Python only became valuable when it was sold to Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) in America. They didn't pay much either, but the series has been shown repeatedly, which led to lucrative tapes, CDs and DVDs. Eric Idle dvdscdspython Why the hell hasn't wxPython become the standard GUI for Python yet? Eric S. Raymond standardshellpython Monty Python paid me £20,000 to write, direct and assemble them - the cheapskates! I told them I'd never earned less in a year since leaving Cambridge. The first show sold out in 43 seconds and we ended up performing ten in total. We had no idea there would be such demand. Eric Idle pythonwritingyears1234»
