Quotes by Retirement Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. Gene Perret nice teacher retirement Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. Gene Perret age worry retirement I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. Gene Perret age success retirement In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball. Gene Perret golf teacher retirement Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." Gene Perret forever home retirement I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income. Gene Perret income teacher retirement Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. Gene Perret stress retirement inspirational Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever. Gene Perret home teacher retirement When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. Gene Perret boss age retirement Who knows whether in retirement I shall be tempted to the last infirmity of mundane minds, which is to write a book. Geoffrey Fisher writing retirement book You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns hilarious retirement funny People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. George Burns birthday retirement people I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns age faces retirement Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left George Burns aging business retirement I'm working for the Lord, and even though the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is. George Foreman lord pay retirement The happiest people I know are the ones that are still working. The saddest are the ones who are retired. Very few performers retire on their own. It's usually because no one wants them. Six years ago Sinatra announced his retirement. He's still working. George Burns retirement people years The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income. George Foreman boxing retirement sports You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And now they're coming for your Social Security money. They want your f**kin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. George Carlin running retirement jobs I don't even think about a retirement program because I'm working for the Lord, for the Almighty. And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is, you might say, out of this world. George Foreman retirement world thinking The information glut has become a ruling cliche. As all resources - from energy to information - become more abundant, the presure of economic scarcity falls ever more heavily on one key residual, and that single shortage looms ever more stringent and controlling. The governing scarcity of the information economy is time: the shards of a second, the hours in a day, the years in a life, the latency of memory, the delay in aluminum wires, the time to market, the time to metastasis, the time to retirement. George Gilder retirement memories fall «89101112131415161718»