Quotes by Sandwiches There's a very passionate pro-chewing movement on the Internet called Chewdiasm. They say that we should be chewing 50 to 100 times per mouthful, which is insane. I tried that. It takes like a day and a half to eat a sandwich. But their basic idea is right. If you chew, you'll eat slower and you will get more nutrients. A. J. Jacobs sandwiches insane ideas I used to be shy about ordering a steak after I had eaten a steak sandwich, but I got used to it. A. J. Liebling used shy sandwiches When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak. Aasif Mandvi peanut-butter sandwiches mom I love a sandwich that you can barely fit in your mouth because there's so much stuff on it. The bread should not be the main thing on a sandwich. Adrianne Palicki sandwiches mouths stuff Life is like a sandwich! Alan Rufus up-to-you sandwiches life I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. Alber Elbaz dessert sandwiches Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. Allan Sherman cold cutting sandwiches Monsieur Franqulin, inventor of electricity. This Ambrose Bierce savages sandwiches islands In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat. Anna Quindlen sandwiches meat people When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box. Anne Rice sexy lunch sandwiches Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich? Annie Leonard cost sandwiches water A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony. Arthur Conan Doyle coffee sandwiches land My mother only ever said two things. She said,'I don't know, dear.'And she said,'Can I get you a sandwich, honey? Bill Bryson sandwiches mother two Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? Bill Burr mcdonalds sandwiches government I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers. Bill Maher room-service sandwiches two I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places. Billy Gardell diners sandwiches mom I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars. Brian Regan peanut-butter sandwiches two You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars... cltaning, who KNOWS how many knives!? Brian Regan knives sandwiches two In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in. Bruce Jay Friedman sandwiches june sex Innocents, the meat in a ghastly sandwich between an uncaring society and a vengeful state. Bryce Courtenay sandwiches states meat 1234567»