Quotes by Scotch For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country. Reginald Maudling scotch awful country I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people have worn out my books, or that they're held together by Scotch tape. Richard Scarry creating scotch book Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there. Rick Reilly nfl scotch player It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones. Robert A. Metzger scotch substance house Apropos, is not the Scotch phrase 'Auld Lang Syne' exceedingly expressive? I shall give you the verses on the other sheet. The words of 'Auld Lang Syne' are good, but the music is an old air, the rudiments of the modern tune of that name. ... Dare to be honest and fear no labor. ... Opera is where a man gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. ... Chords that vibrate sweetest pleasure thrill the deepest notes of woe. ... Critics! Those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame. Robert Burns scotch cutting men Give me a scotch, I'm starving. Robert Downey, Jr. starving scotch giving The pursuit of art is a delicate balance between influence and self-assertiveness. As self-realized artists, we all have different levels of tolerance for this mystery. Influence is like Scotch; it's good to know your personal limit. Robert Genn scotch self art Burns had his faults, his frailties. He was intensely human. Still, I would rather appear at the "Judgment Seat" drunk, and be able to say that I was the author of "A man's a man for 'a that," than to be perfectly sober and admit that I had lived and died a Scotch Presbyterian. Robert Green Ingersoll drunk scotch men If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago. Robert Maxwell scotch long believe I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to present itself to the world as a Scotch banker. Robertson Davies scotch desire country You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license. Rocky Bridges scotch pounds two My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. Rodney Dangerfield scotch bottles missing My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias. Rodney Dangerfield scotch bird kids There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. Ron White scotch real beer I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go. S. J. Perelman scotch half brother I enjoyed every bit of the evening. I may not drink scotch or smoke a cheroot again, but I shall always cherish the fact that I did those things. The adventure is well worth the disappointing experience. Sarah MacLean scotch may adventure Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy! Samuel Johnson whiskey scotch men Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a Stephen Colbert slippery-slope scotch next In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation. Stephen Leacock canada scotch two Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach? Stephen Colbert hey scotch years «123456»