Quotes by Silly Investing is a business where you can look very silly for a long period of time before you are proven right. Bill Ackman silly long looks I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again. Bill Austin crazy silly funny Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made friends, so I think that's how I got drawn into comedy and obviously I was just some kid at school being silly, so the first time I saw a professional comedian and how smooth and funny the person was I totally got into standup and I would say obviously Richard Pryor was the guy. He's the greatest of all time and then George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Bill Cosby. It's so weird to bring up his name now but leaving out his off-stage antics... you could learn a lot from him. Bill Burr silly kids school I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I didn't wear a silly hat. I was just trying to improve as a comedian. Bill Burr comedian guy silly When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra. Bill Cosby silly football children I keep bumping into that silly quotation attributed to me that says 640K of memory is enough. There's never a citation; the quotation just floats like a rumor, repeated again and again. Bill Gates rumor silly memories Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!? Bill Gates dumb mind silly I don't say that I'm an atheist. I don't like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don't know. And if you don't know - and you don't - just man up and say you don't know. Don't turn to silly stories and ancient myths. Bill Maher atheist silly men It's a silly fool who thinks killing an animal with one tool is different than killing him with another. Bill Smith silly animal thinking A silly row which got out of hand. Bill Vaughan argument silly hands Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house? Bill Watterson flames dad silly I was able to read poets that were - allowed me to be humorous without being silly. Billy Collins able humorous silly People ask me questions like, "Oh, you look so theatrical in your photographs. Is that what you're like when you walk down the street?" It's like, "Of course not." It's such a silly question - it's like being theatrical is a crime. Bjork silly people looks How comes it that a cripple does not offend us, but a fool does? Because a cripple recognizes that we walk straight, whereas a fool declares that it is we who are silly; if it were not so, we should feel pity and not anger. Blaise Pascal doe silly insanity Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject. Bo Burnham silly trying thinking In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall. Bo Burnham laughter silly fall Silly me, Mr. Butterfingers. Bo Dallas silly-me wwe silly Anyway, when I finished the book, I handed it in, didn't want to read it again, but when it finally was in print I felt like OK, I have to read this. And yeah, I thought God, this is petty, this is silly, too emotional, too raw...and maybe it was then, but now it all seems that it's so much better because all the stuff that felt petty and silly now seems more relevant because Andy was so important. Bob Colacello emotional silly book If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect the same. Bob Dylan silly men needs I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club. Bob Hope silly golf beautiful «345678910111213»